Funny jokes for adults dark tale

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Funny jokes for adults dark tale

1. boy and girl chatting

He- do you know female name of horse

She- mare

He- female of  Lion

She- Lioness

He- female of tiger

She- Tigress

He- female of Dog

She- Bitch

He- just like you

*You can’t reply to this conservation

Funny jokes for adults dark tale

2. She- I bet you are still virgin

He- yes, I’m still virgin until last night at your home.

She- who?

He- ask your sister

She- my sister is not at home since 1 week

He- just wait for 9 months and you will.

*You can’t reply to this conservation

Funny jokes for adults dark tale

3. She- why sex is just like math?

he- you have to add bed, substrate clothes, then divide legs and pray and hope not to multiply

*She doesn’t block this time

4. Math without X and life with sex both are worthless

Funny jokes for adults dark tale

5. She- what is my importance in your life

He- my life is just like penis, and you make it hard without any reason

*You can’t reply to this conservation

Funny jokes for adults dark tale

6. If mirror break, it’s ok

If alcohol bottle break, it’s okay

If TV break, it’s ok

But if the condom break…….

7. My crush mother- make a wish sweetie at looking shooting star

My crush- I wish god sent some clothes to those naked girls in my dady computer.

Funny jokes for adults dark tale

8. They tell us every beautiful Love story start with’ hi’

So I said to her ‘hiii’

She replied back- get away from me you fucking creep.

Maybe I should have waited for her till she came out from the ladies toilet.

Funny jokes for adults, funny jokes short, adult jokes of the day.

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