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1. boy and girl chatting
He- do you know female name of horse
She- mare
He- female of Lion
She- Lioness
He- female of tiger
She- Tigress
He- female of Dog
She- Bitch
He- just like you
*You can’t reply to this conservation
2. She- I bet you are still virgin
He- yes, I’m still virgin until last night at your home.
She- who?
He- ask your sister
She- my sister is not at home since 1 week
He- just wait for 9 months and you will.
*You can’t reply to this conservation
3. She- why sex is just like math?
he- you have to add bed, substrate clothes, then divide legs and pray and hope not to multiply
*She doesn’t block this time
4. Math without X and life with sex both are worthless
5. She- what is my importance in your life
He- my life is just like penis, and you make it hard without any reason
*You can’t reply to this conservation
6. If mirror break, it’s ok
If alcohol bottle break, it’s okay
If TV break, it’s ok
But if the condom break…….
7. My crush mother- make a wish sweetie at looking shooting star
My crush- I wish god sent some clothes to those naked girls in my dady computer.
8. They tell us every beautiful Love story start with’ hi’
So I said to her ‘hiii’
She replied back- get away from me you fucking creep.
Maybe I should have waited for her till she came out from the ladies toilet.
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Funny jokes for adults dark tale
Funny jokes for adults, funny jokes short, adult jokes of the day.
1. boy and girl chatting
He- do you know female name of horse
She- mare
He- female of Lion
She- Lioness
He- female of tiger
She- Tigress
He- female of Dog
She- Bitch
He- just like you
*You can’t reply to this conservation
2. She- I bet you are still virgin
He- yes, I’m still virgin until last night at your home.
She- who?
He- ask your sister
She- my sister is not at home since 1 week
He- just wait for 9 months and you will.
*You can’t reply to this conservation
3. She- why sex is just like math?
he- you have to add bed, substrate clothes, then divide legs and pray and hope not to multiply
*She doesn’t block this time
4. Math without X and life with sex both are worthless
5. She- what is my importance in your life
He- my life is just like penis, and you make it hard without any reason
*You can’t reply to this conservation
6. If mirror break, it’s ok
If alcohol bottle break, it’s okay
If TV break, it’s ok
But if the condom break…….
7. My crush mother- make a wish sweetie at looking shooting star
My crush- I wish god sent some clothes to those naked girls in my dady computer.
8. They tell us every beautiful Love story start with’ hi’
So I said to her ‘hiii’
She replied back- get away from me you fucking creep.
Maybe I should have waited for her till she came out from the ladies toilet.
Funny jokes for adults, funny jokes short, adult jokes of the day.
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